Eyes in the Back of My Head

I have always told Joey that I always know what is going on... this must be instilled in him at a young age so he doesn't think he can get away with things. I told him I have eyes in the back of my head and am all knowing when it pertains to him... haha. This has never sat comfortably with him and often asks how this is possible.. "it's just what moms do" I say. I'm going to be a crazy Mom when my kids are teens.

The other day I restricted him to his room to clean it before he can play outside. After some time of silence, I finally went in his room and saw he was missing. He must have sneeked out of the side door... When I finally found him he told me that he sneeked out and played with his guys in the yard and needed to get them from outside...
Then turned around and emphatically said with his little attitude,
"AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, I LEARNED THAT - YOU - DO - NOT- HAVE - EYES - IN - THE - BACK - OF- YOUR - HEAD!"

haha... he cracks me up!